Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
I was born with a weakened immune system and lungs that don’t work properly and that shit drove me INSANE as a kid.